Awesome and Outstanding Selectio of Food Jokes

{SCA} Food is any substance, composed of carbohydrates, water, fats, proteins and water, that can be eaten or drunk by animals, including humans, for nutrition or pleasure.

Items considered food may be sourced from plants, animals or other categories such as fungus.

In this post, we have compiled a list best and funny Jokes on food that are very humorous and decent. You can share these nice collection of food sms Jokes text messages to your friends and colleagues.

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1. McDonalds

Driving through Oklahoma, my husband and I went out of our way to stop at what was billed as the largest McDonald’s in the world.

However, we were less than thrilled when an employee addressed everyone over the intercom: “Attention, world’s largest McDonald’s customers.

2. Do You Pray Before Eating?

The Sunday School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”

“No sir,” Little Johnny replies, “I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook!”

3. God is Watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

4. Ice Cream Knock Knocks

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream of Jeannie!

5. Potato Jokes

Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead.

How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad.

Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater.

Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop.

What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It’s mashing!

What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry!