Best and Funny Collection of French Jokes

{SCA} French is a Romance language spoken as a first language by about 136 million people, worldwide. Around 190 million people speak French as a second language, and an additional 200 million speak it as an acquired foreign language

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1. Capital of the new Germany

After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be — Bonn or Berlin — a compromise was struck: Paris.

2. How do you introduce yourself in French?

Q. How do you introduce yourself in French?

A. “Don’t shoot, I give up!

3. French’s Mustard

The makers of French’s Mustard made the following recent statement:

We at the French’s Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard in manufactured in Rochester, NY.

The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow.

4. Why are French streets tree-lined?

Q. Why are French streets tree-lined?

A. So the Germans could march in the shade.

5. French government raises their terror alert status

In response to the recent terror attacks in Spain, the French government have raised their terror alert status from ?Run? to ?Hide?.

If attacks continue on the continent they may be forced to further increase the alert to ?Surrender?, or even as high as ?Collaborate?.

6. Why is it that we have to speak English

A friend of mine is an officer in the naval reserve.

A few weeks ago, He was attending a conference that included admirals in both the US and the French navies.

At a cocktail reception, my friend found himself in a small group that included an admiral from each of the two navies.

The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans only learned English.

He then asked. “Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you having to speak French?”

Without even hesitating, the American admiral replied.

“Maybe it is because we arranged it so that you did not have to learn to speak German.”

The group became silent.