Comedy and Hilarious Collection of Housekeeping Jokes

{SCA} Housekeeping or housecleaning is the systematic process of making a home neat and clean in approximately that order.

This maybe applied more broadly that just an individual home, or as a metaphor for a similar “clean up” process applied elsewhere such as a procedural reform.

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These new and best collection of housekeeping jokes text messages are in English.

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1. Tidy Housekeeper?

The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn’t bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: “Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it.”

2. A Great Way To Clean Your Toilet!

Great Directions here for a real clean toilet!!! easy too!!!!

1. Lift both lids on your toilet bowl and add a couple of capfuls of shampoo to the water.

2. Go to the other room where the cat is sleeping, pick it up and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (You may need to stand on the lid, afterwards). The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
(Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times.
(This provides a “power-wash” and “rinse”)

5. Have someone open the closest door to the outside (Be sure that no one is between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where it will dry itself. After this procedure, both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean!

3. Mexican Maid

Aimara, a Mexican maid announced to her Boss Mr Blanco and his wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, “I’m in the family way.”

The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who it was.

The maid replied, “Your husband and your son.”

Mrs Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.

“Well,” Aimara explained, “I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, ‘You are in the way’. I go to the living room to clean and your son say ‘You are in my way’. So I’m in the family way and I quit.”

4. Fancy Cooking

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

“I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything with it.”

“Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?” asked the second.

“You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – Take a clean dish and.