Comedy and Hilarious Jokes on Bumper Stickers

{SCA} A bumper sticker is an adhesive label or sticker with a message, intended to be attached to the bumper of an automobile and to be read by the occupants of other vehicles – although they are often stuck onto other objects.

In this post, we have compiled a list Funny bumper sticker jokes that are very humorous and cute.

You can share these nice collection of bumper sticker Jokes text messages to your friends and colleagues.

1. PMS

I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?

2. Bumper Stickers

I don’t question your existence – GOD

Next time you think you’re perfect…
…try walking on water

Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

Come the rapture can I have your car?

It’s okay, I didn’t believe in reincarnation the last time, either.

If God didn’t want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat?

Jesus. Don’t leave earth without him.

Eve was framed.

3. Attitude

WARNING! I have an attitude and I know how to use it!

4. Accidents

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

5. Bumper Sticker Humor

If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.

The Earth Is Full — Go Home

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening to Me

Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult

The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name

Illiterate? Write For Help

Honk If Anything Falls Off

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next Exit

Where Are We Going and Why Am I In This Handbasket?

It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.

Boldly Going Nowhere

Heart Attacks… God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends

How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

6. Funny Bumper Stickers about Driving

I’m just driving this way to get you mad.

Keep honking, I’m reloading.

Hang up and drive.

If you are psychic – think “HONK”

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car….”

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

No Radio – Already Stolen

I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!

My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!