Fantastic Selection of Funny Definitions Jokes

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This post is dedicated to funny definition jokes.

These new and best collection of definition jokes text messages are in English.

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1. New Definitions

Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.

Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.

Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work.

Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Divorce :
Future tense of marriage.

Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.

A banker provided by nature.

Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

Miser :
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Opportunist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”

Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power…

Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.