Funny Jokes About Arab Hilarious Collection

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1. 100 Camels for Wife

US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”
After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.”
The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?”
The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.

2. Two Arabs are Sitting in a Gaza Strip Bar

Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
“This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr.”
“This is my second son. He is a martyr also.”
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,
“They blow up so fast, don’t they?

3. Iraqi Banking

An Iraqi goes to the bank to get his salary from a French Company. The Saudi manager of the bank asks him to sign on the back of the check.
“That’s humiliation,” shouts the Iraqi, “why should the French sign on the front and I sign on the back. I want my money NOW!”
The Saudi refuse to pay him and the Iraqi keeps shouting in the bank then the American high manager comes with a 5kg hammer and knocks the Iraqi on the head.
After 5 minutes the Iraqi wakes up, signs the back of the check and gets his money. The Saudi clerk goes to the Iraqi and asks, “Tell me why you didn’t sign the check the first time but signed it later on?”
The Iraqi said, “You missed the point, you just told it to me, but the American explained it.

4. Transcript from Arab Meeting

Actual transcript from meeting of “Arab Comunity Organizations of Anytown”:
1: I am the leader.
2: No, I am the leader, you are not the leader.
3: No, he is the leader, I am the President.
2: Are your saying I’m not the leader?
4: Wait, I am the leader.