Funny Jokes About Baseball Outstanding Selection

{SCA} A baseball is a ball used primarily in the sport of the same name, baseball. The ball features a rubber or cork center, wrapped in yarn and covered in leather.

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1. Why Does it Get Hot After Baseball Game

Q: Why does it get hot after baseball game?

A: Because all the fans leave!

2. Is There Baseball In Heaven

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.”

The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies.

A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.”

“What’s the bad news?”

“You’re pitching on Wednesday.

3. If I Could Hit The Ball That Way

Bob Gibson, known for his sarcastic wit, caught teammate Curt Flood off guard with a rare compliment as Gibson watched him take batting practice.”Way to hit the ball, roomie. If I could hit the ball that way, I’d take off my toeplate and retire from pitching,” Gibson said.

Flood smiled.

“In fact, roomie,” Gibson continued, “If I hit the way you do, I think I’d also retire from baseball.

4. Why did The Baseball Player Go to Jail

Q: Why did the baseball player go to jail?

A: Because he was caught trying to steal 2nd base!

5. What Takes Longer, Running From first Base

What takes longer, running from first base to second, or from second to third?

Second to third, because you have to go through a shortstop.

6. What is The Difference Between Yankee Fans

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

7. Why did the Baseball Player Take His Bat

Q: Why did the baseball player take his bat to the library?

A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books

8. A Rookie Pitcher

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the young southpaw. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.”

“When is that?”

“Right after the National Anthem.