{SCA} Music is an art form whose medium is sound. Common elements of music are pitch (which governs melody and harmony), rhythm (and its associated concepts tempo, meter, and articulation), dynamics, and the sonic qualities of timbre and texture.
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1. Turkey Riddle
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
2. Throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff
If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares?
3. Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.
4. Beethoven
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.”
He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening, “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…”
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate. He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.
5. Top Reasons For Joining The Church Choir
You’re running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.
The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.
You’ve just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.
The collection plate is never passed to the choir.
There’s a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.
For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.
You’ve been known to nod off during the service and don’t want the minister/priest to catch you.
The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.