Funny Pathan jokes Beautiful Collection

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1. Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi

Pathan Halwai SE: Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Se
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Seedhi Nahi Bani.

2. Naswar

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan: Kaise?
Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

3. Very Simple

Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?
Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.

4. Shinakhti Card

Pathan mera mobile mian kuch songs dall do
shopkeeper: aap kay pass memory card hay..?
Pathan : memory card nhin hay shinakhti card hay.

5. Miss Call

pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!

6. Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata

Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.
Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.
Pathan:
Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.