Husband Wife Jokes Best and Funny Collection

{SCA} The relationship between a husband and wife is amongst the most beautiful  ones in the world.

When your husband is stressed on work; you can also send him some funny text  messages via email or mobile phone and make him smile.

In these jokes the behavior of husband and wife are reflected in humorous manner so that they sound funny and create laughter.

You might be wondering as what are these husband wife jokes; We have a very nice collection of some interesting, beautiful and outstanding Husband and Wife funny joke here.

You can share these nice collection of Husband Wife Jokes to your friends and colleagues.

1. Movie Tickets

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

2. Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”


Wife:  If I climb Mount Everest what will you give to me.
Husband: PUSH !

4. What is 10 years with me

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

5. Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

6. Rest and Pease

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!