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These new and best collection of knock knock joke text messages are in English languages.

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1. Knock Knock – Midget

Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
Midget.
Midget who?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

2. Ice Cream Knock Knocks

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream of Jeannie!

3. Knock Knock – Yo moma

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the door!

4. Knock Knock – Thumb

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Thumb !
Thumb who ?
Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold !

5. Knock Knock – Llama

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Llama !
Llama who ?
Llama Yankee Doodle Dandy… !

6. Knock Knock – Cigarette

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Cigarette !
Cigarette who ?
Cigarette life if you don’t weaken !