{SCA} A football is a ball used to play one of the various sports known as football. In the distant past, crude balls such as inflated pigs’ bladders were used, but balls are now designed by teams of engineers to exacting specifications.
In this post, we have compiled a list Funny football jokes that are very humorous and beautiful.
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1. First Football Game
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.
‘I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,’ she said.
‘What do you mean?’ he asked.
‘Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!
2. Football Math Test
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?”
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, “4?”
“Did you say 4?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”
3. How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl?
Q: How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl?
A: No one knows, and we may never find out!
4. Jets Fan
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.
The bartender says,”Hey! No pets allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!”
The man begs, “Look I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!”
After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The game begins with the Jets receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30,and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.
The bartender says,”Wow that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?”
“I don’t know,” replies the owner, “I’ve only had him for four years.”
5. John Elway goes to Heaven
John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, John,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.” John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous EAGLES logo flag, and in every window, an Eagles emblem. John looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.”
God said “So what’s your point John?”
“Well, why does Donovan McNabb get a better house than me?”
God chuckled, and said “John, that’s not Donovan’s house, it’s mine.”