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1. Do You Pray Before Eating?

The Sunday School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”

“No sir,” Little Johnny replies, “I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook!”

2. Back to school

Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to
tell her that he was misbehaving.

“Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”

3. Better Grades

Little Johnny wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.

He tapped her on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t start getting better grades…somebody is going to get a spanking!”

4. His best trick

The teacher was discussing different jobs held by the parents of the students. When she called on Little Johnny, she asked, “And what does your father do?”

“Oh, he’s a magician,” replied Johnny.

“Really? And what’s his best trick?”

“His best trick is sawing people in half.”

“Wonderful!” exclaimed the teacher. “Tell me, are there any more children in your family?”

“Yes ma’am, I have a half brother and two half sisters.”

5. Pain in the Side

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”

6. Little Johnny’s Alphabet

Little Johnny’s 2nd grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet.

“Johnny,” she says, “what
comes after ‘O’?”

Johnny says, “Yeah!”