Police Jokes Funny and Best Collection

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1. 3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It
3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

2. Mamla Yahi Nipta Do

Policemn 2 His Son:
Tumahara Result Achha Nahi Aaya
Aaj Se Tumhara Khelna Aur Tv Dekhna Band
Son:Acha Ye 50 Rupee Pakdo
Aur Mamla Yahi Nipta Do

3. I am at The Police station

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up

4. Swerve To Avoid a Box

Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks.
“I’m sorry sir,” the first trooper told the driver, “but I am still going to have to write you a ticket.”
Amazed, the driver asked for what.
The trooper replied, “Tacks evasion.

5. A perfect Excuse

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I’ll let you go.” The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, “My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!

6. Blonde Cop

The Local Sheriff Was Looking For A Deputy, So Gomer – Who Was Not Exactly The Sharpest Nail In The Bucket Went In To Try Out For The Job.
“okay,” The Sheriff Drawled, “gomer, What Is 1 And 1?”
“11” He Replied.
the Sheriff Thought To Himself, “that’s Not What I Meant, But He’s Right.”
“what Two Days Of The Week Start With The Letter ‘t’?”
“today And Tomorrow.”
he Was Again Surprised That Gomer Supplied A Correct Answer That He Had Never Thought Of Himself.
“now Gomer, Listen Carefully: Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?”
gomer Looked A Little Surprised Himself, Then Thought Really Hard For A Minute And Finally Admitted, “i Don’t Know.”
“well, Why Don’t You Go Home And Work On That One For A While?”
so, Gomer Wandered Over To The Pool Hall Where His Pals Were Waiting To Hear The Results Of The Interview. Gomer Was Exultant.
“it Went Great! First Day On The Job And I’m Already Working On A Murder Case!”