Polish Jokes Funny and Fantastic Collection

{SCA} The Polish people, or Poles (Polacy , singular Polak), are a Western Slavic ethnic group of Central Europe, living predominantly in Poland.

Poles are sometimes defined as people who share a common Polish culture and are of Polish descent. Their religion is predominantly Roman Catholic.

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1. A patient goes to a polish doctor

A patient goes to a polish doctor:

Patient: I am having a hard time hearing. I cannot even hear myself cough.

Doctor: Here is a prescription, take the midicine for 7 days, then return for a checkup.

Seven days later….
Patient: Thanks a million Doctor; at least I can hear myself cough now. So what did you do to make me hear better?

Doctor: Not much, I gave you medicine that increased your caugh.

2. Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?

Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? It’s a solar-powered flashlight.

3. How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

4. Did she threaten to kill you?

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.

The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, “How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?”

“No,” replied the nervous immigrant.

“Did you hear her tell someone else that she’s gonna kill you?”

“Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?”

“Then why did you think she’s gonna kill you?” asked the exasperated police officer.

“Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!” He handed the police officer the suspect bottle.

The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud.

The immigrant became indignant and said, “What so funny? Can’t you see the label on bottle said ‘Polish Remover’?”