{SCA} Santa and Banta, the two comedy characters that are now became synonymous with Punjab and Punjabi humor.
Santa Banta character has its own importance at every field like sms, text messages, songs, greetings, quotes and jokes.
This post is dedicated to funny Santa and Banta jokes.
These new and best collection of Santa Banta jokes text messages are in English, Hindi and Urdu languages.
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1. Electricity
Santa: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Basnta: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
2. That Girl is Deaf
Santa: That girl is deaf
Banta: How do you know?
Santa: I said I love her, she said her slippers are new
3. Women’s College for Boys
Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
4. Cheating
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
5. Branch Manager
Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly.
Banta asks why he does this.
Santa: “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.
6. Writing Something Very Slowly
Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: “Why are you writing so slowly?”
Santa: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
7. Swallowed
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
8. Drinking No Driving
Santa: Drinking n driving dono saath saath nahee ho sakte.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Jo speed breaker aa gaya, to peg chalak jayega
9. Toothbrush
Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
10. Lorry Accident Case
Santa and Bantaare looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Santa : Look so many bandages, this has to be a lorry accident case.
Banta: Right, lorry number is also written…BC 1760
11. Between Orange and Apple
Santa : What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Banta : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
12. Hat Jao
Police Man:
Stop, Stop,
Tumhari Headlights Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi,
Woh Bandh Hai.
Santa:
Jaldi Se Hat Jao!
Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain.
13. Cockroach
God : “What u would like to be in next birth, Santa ?”
Santa : ” COCKROACH !”
God (surprised) : “Why ?”
Sad Santa : “Because my wife frightens only of cockroach