Funny SMS Text Messages Fantastic Collection

{SCA} It?s not an easy task to make someone smile. In fact, it is said that making someone cry is much easier than making him laugh.

However, you can accomplish this difficult task with the help of funny SMS. Sending across humorous text messages is the easiest way to tickle the funny bones of almost everyone.

Keeping this in mind, we have provided a free collection of funny SMS messages in the lines below. These messages will help you to be stress free and forget all your tension for a while.

These best and hilarious collection of Funny SMS Messages Collection are in English and Urdu Languages. You can also use them to bring cute smiles on the lips of your friends and loved ones.

1. 33 Marks

Har student k sar ka TAJ hota hay 33Marks!!
Bord walon ka Ashirwaad hota hay 33Marks!!
33Marks ki qeemat tum kya jano Faraz!!
Har Failure ka KHWAAB hota hay 33Marks.

2. Aadha

Girl”s father: Me nhi chata meri
baiti apni saari zindagi ek gadhe
k saath guzaar de.
Boy: Bas isi liye me uss ko yaha
se le jaane aaya hoon

3. Geo News

Shadi k khanay pe toot paray barati
Shadi k khanay pe toot paray barati
Cameraman shehzad ke saath GEO NEWS Karachi

4. Heart is Mobile and U R Sim

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

5. Bandar Road

Kya Aap Jante Hain k
Aap k Naam Pe Karachi Mai Aik Road Hai?
Bandar Road.

6. Bike

Baap: Beta is bar exam may pas ho fail bike zaror dilaonga..
Larka: khush ho k konsi abbu???
Baap: Pas howa tu HONDA 70 collage jane k lie. Aor fail howa tu YAMAHA 100 doodh pechne k lie

7. Son was Crying
Son was crying
Father came and said: why r u crying? tell me I m your best friend na??
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay

8. Mehangi Jaga

Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
Petrol pump chaltay hain.

9. Dil K Mehmaan Ban Jao

dil k mehmaan ban jao
Aankhon ka armaan ban jao
honto ki muskaan ban jao ……………
ohh aap ho …
i am very sorry aap to bus insaan ban jao

10. Present Indefinite Tense

I love you.
I want you.
I like you.
I like to talk to you.
I miss you.
I remember you.
All these sentences are the examples of Present Indefinite Tense.

11. Shadi Ki Movie

Husband TV dakhtay huay achanak Zor Zor sa Ronay laga.
wife. konsa darama kakh rahay ho?
Husband; drama khan
Apny shadi ki movie dakh raha hoon.

12. Andhiyan

andhiyan youn chalin k dil ujar kar reh gya
aa vekhi faraz meri ankh vich ki pe gya.

13. Apna Future Janne K Liye

apna future janne k liye type kijiye
apna naam space apne lover k naam
aur apne papa k no par send kar dijiye