{SCA} While so many people rush to get themselves bound in the matrimonial alliance, the jokes about the alliance are not uncommon either.

You can also send marriage SMS to your friends, whether they are married, are going to marry or are enjoying their bachelorhood.

We have compiled here a nice collection of funny marriage & wedding SMS here.

These new and best collection of Marriage SMS text messages are in English and Urdu languages. You can also share these text marriages with others and have a hearty laugh.

1. The Theory Used to Be You Marry Older Men

The theory used to be you marry older men
Because they are more mature.
The new theory is that men never mature.
So you might as well marry a younger one.

2. To Keep Your Marriage Drimming

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, shut up.

3. Two Eyes But They See One Vision

Two eyes but they see one vision two ears but they listern one sound, likewise u 2 r different but now onwards u will live one life !! Marriage Wishes.

4. Dukh

Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh Me Jao Na Jao Par Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

5. Sweet Dream

Love is one long sweet dream,
And marriage is the alarm clock.

6. Getting Married

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. you order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.