Husband and Wife Big Fight – SMS Jokes

The relationship between a husband and wife is amongst the most beautiful ones in the world. Simple things, like going on a date once in a while or sending romantic SMS, can keep the romance alive. When yourhusband is stressed, you can also send him some funny messages on couples and make him smile.

Share these husband sms jokes text messages with your  friends, family members and all those who are close to you and seem them smiling for a long time afterward.

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1. Suniye Jab Apne Pehli Bar Mera Ghoonghat

Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat
uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hua tha?
Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..

2. Push

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push…!

3. They are for you

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

4. I Wish I Was a Newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.

5. Do You Know The Meaning of Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever!

6. After a Quarrel

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”.

7. Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change

Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change,
Men Marry Women Hoping They Will Not.
Unfortunately It Happens in Contrast &
Ultimately Both of Them Gets Disappointed.

8. You are like the sunshine that’s so warm

You are like the sunshine that’s so warm
You are like sugar that’s so sweet.
In short, you are like you…
And that’s the reason I love you!