Insult SMS Text Messages Funny and Naughty Collection

{SCA} Insult SMS are the easiest way to express your annoyance with a person, without even meeting or talking to him.

You can also send such SMS to your friends, mainly those who know how to appreciate crude humor.

We agree that finding time for meeting or calling people often is quite difficulty.

In the following lines, we have compiled a collection of the latest rude text messages. Show your anger or your humorous side to others by sending these messages. These new, free and best collection of Insult sms text messages are in english, hindi and urdu languages. Hope you have a great time smsing!

1. Taste this SMS

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!

2. Gadha Bhi Pehalwan

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan

3. Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I’m Right Na?
Ok
Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I’m Right Na?
Ok
Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen
Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.

4. Who Let The Dogs Out

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

5. Aapke Haath Me

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai…
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai…
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai

6. Kabhi Hausla Bhi Aazmana Chahiye

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye… Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.

7. Press Down if u Think u r Mad

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE

8. Mazahiya Shayari

Dunya buri hosakti he,
AAP NAHI
Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI,
Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI,
Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI

9. Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kr

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr
ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr
tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy
or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy

10. Jis Waqt Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga.