Naughty Jokes SMS Text Messages Funnies Selection

{SCA} It is not bad to be naughty once in a while, especially around those with whom you are frank. In this context, SMS are very popular. They endorse mischievous humor, without being overly cheap and vulgar.

In the following lines, we have provided a free collection of naughty sms text messages.

Just go through it and send the best SMS to your friends and family members.

1. I Have sms 4 U

i have sms 4 u, neecha dekho
aur neecha
aur neecha
aur neecha
me kabhi soch bhi nahi sakta tha k tum aik sms k liye itna neecha gir sakti ho

2. Neend Aati Hai To Khaab Aata Hai

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.

3. Dear Mobile User

Dear Mobile user
We can see that
you are too dump to use your mobile
Please put it on the floor
and start jumping on it.
Yours
Mobile Operator.

4. To Live a Comfortable Life

To live a comfortable life, one needs
Brain, reflex, IQ
Knowledge, way of expression
And many more qualities.
Amazingly, you are doing great
Without it!

5. Ye Phulon Ki Mala Kiske Liye

Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kiske liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,
Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

6. Soch or Veham Me Fark

Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..?
Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Hot hai…
Ye hamari Soch hai or
Wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi
Ye Aap ka Veham hai.