Wife SMS Text Messages Best and Funny Collection 2010

{SCA} The relationship between a husband and wife is unique and lovely in itself.

They trouble each other a lot, fight for hours, tease to the limit and yet, lovingly stay together for the rest of their lives.

We have presented a varied collection of best wife SMS test messages  in this article, with SMS ranging from being out-rightly funny to being overly romantic.

Depending on the mood you are in, select a few cute text messages for your wife and send them this very instant.

1. Taj Mahal

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi dair ker rahi ho.

2. Be-Gum

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to
Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai

3. Khushi

Wife: I will die
Husband: I will also die
Wife: Why will you die
Husband: Because main itni khushi
Bardasht nahin kar sakta

4. Dream Of Receiving Jewelry & Cloths

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill

5. Dall

Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he
lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei .
tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi le ao . Mehmano ke aane ke bad shohar kichan men gya aur brtan gir ne ki aawaz aai
bivi kya hwa ..
Shohar : begam Dall hi gir gaei

6. Sound Advice

Always listen to your wife
She gives Sound Advice
99% Sound and 1% Advice.

7. A Sad Girl Was Sitting With Her Husband

Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I’ve ever seen.
Girl: Who’s the first?
Husband: It’s YOU When u sM¡le.

8. Any Boyfriend Before Marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De