{"id":25201,"date":"2010-09-06T04:26:47","date_gmt":"2010-09-06T04:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sheclick.com\/?p=25201"},"modified":"2011-06-11T16:20:49","modified_gmt":"2011-06-11T11:20:49","slug":"a-worm-in-my-pocket-best-funny-poems-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheclick.com\/poems\/a-worm-in-my-pocket-best-funny-poems-for-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"A Worm In My Pocket – Best Funny Poems for Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over. There are many sayings to express this sentiment. One is, “out of the mouths of babes\u2026”, another coined by a television show is, “kids say the darndest things”.<\/p>\n

I hope the following short and beautiful collection of funny poem for kids poems by famous people will help you in times of your need to realize how perfect you already are.<\/p>\n

We are quite sure that you will love these cute and sweet funny poem for kids poems collection. Lets have a look at these decent funny funny poem for kids poems.<\/p>\n

Source: Family Friend Poems<\/a>
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. Bubbles<\/strong><\/p>\n

I emptied my bubble bath into the tub,
\nDetermined to get myself thoroughly scrubbed.
\nThe bottle had said “ONLY ONE CAP OR TWO”,
\nSo I poured in the lot to see what it would do!<\/p>\n

That still didn’t seem quite enough to get clean,
\nSo I followed it up with another fifteen.
\nThen three bars of soap and a dozen shampoo,
\nAnd two broken bath bombs to finish my brew!<\/p>\n

I’ll cut to the chase, this did not turn out well,
\nAs the burbling, foaming bath bubbles did swell!
\nIt wasn’t all bad, I was clean and smelt sweet,<\/p>\n

But outside my soap suds had buried the street! <\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Follow The Moon<\/strong><\/p>\n

I followed the moon
\nOr did it follow me
\nI turned a corner
\nIt was still there you see<\/p>\n

I tried to trick it
\nIn the shadows I hid
\nBut the moon kept on watching
\nThat’s what it did<\/p>\n

A cloud passed before it
\nNow was my chance
\nBut the stars in the sky
\nNever could lie<\/p>\n

I walked on through the night
\nThe moon followed me home
\nOr did I follow the moon
\nI don’t quite know<\/p>\n

3. Under My Bed<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh under my bed sits paper
\noh under my bed sits glue
\noh under my bed is messy
\noh under my bed sits toys
\noh under my bed sits homework
\noh under my bed is messy
\noh under my bed is ME!
\nSleeping so silently,
\nyes that is me in that crammed little space
\noh under my bed is ME!<\/p>\n

4. A Worm In My Pocket<\/strong><\/p>\n

One rainy day on my way home from school,
\nI found a big worm and thought it was cool.<\/p>\n

I picked up the worm with my bare hand,
\nheld it up high thinking how grand!<\/p>\n

The worm was so cute and wiggled a lot,
\nI put him in my pocket to show Mom what I’d caught.<\/p>\n

What will she say when I show her my find?
\nWill she let me keep it? I hope she won’t mind.<\/p>\n

Mom was in the kitchen when I showed her what I’d found.
\nShe screamed, “No, way! Put it back in the ground!”<\/p>\n

Now I’m so angry, she always says “No”,
\nIf she won’t let me keep it, then I will just go!<\/p>\n

So me and my worm packed a sandwich or two,
\nran out the door and down the street we both flew.<\/p>\n

We walked to the park and sat on a bench,
\nI pulled out my worm and noticed a stench.<\/p>\n

He looked kind of floppy, but wiggled a bit,
\nI thought, “Oh my Gosh, my worm is not fit!”<\/p>\n

I laid him in the dirt and let him go free.
\nI guess that my pocket was not the best place to be<\/p>\n

Source: Family Friend Poems<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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