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These new and best collection of ethnic jokes text messages are in English, Hindi and Urdu languages.

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1. Indian Chief

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.

2. An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, ‘You’re in charge of sweeping.’

To the Scotsman he says, ‘You’re in charge of shoveling.’

And to the Chinese guy, ‘You’re in charge of supplies.’

He then says, ‘Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile.’

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.

He asks the Italian, ‘Why didn’t you sweep any of it?’

The Italian replies, ‘I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.’

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, ‘And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.’

The Scotsman replies, ‘Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th’ Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin’ him either.’

The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy …Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells…

‘SUPPLIES!!’

3. You know you are Italian

You know you’re Italian when

You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.

You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can’t fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag.

Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.

You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.

You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.

You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.

If someone in your family grows beyond 5’9″, it is presumed his Mother had an affair.

There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.

You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.

And you REALLY, REALLY know you’re Italian when:

Your grandfather had a fig tree.

You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.

Christmas Eve . . . only fish.

Your mom’s meatballs are the best.

You’ve been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.

Plastic on the furniture is normal.

You know how to pronounce “manicotti” and “mozzarella.”

You fight over whether it’s called “sauce” or “gravy.”

You’ve called someone a “mamaluke.”

And you understand “bada bing”

4. Meat Shortage

These four guys were walking down the street,
a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a
New Yorker.

A reporter comes running up and says,
‘Excuse me, what is your opinion about the
meat shortage?’

The Saudi says, ‘Excuse me, what’s a shortage?’

The Russian says, ‘Excuse me, what’s meat?’

The North Korean says, ‘Excuse me, what’s an opinion?’

The New Yorker, says, ‘Excuse me? What’s excuse me?