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1. Pizza Reaches Home Faster Than Ambulance

We live in a Nation,

Where, Pizza reaches home faster than ambulance and police.

Where you get car loan @ 10% and education loan @ 20%.

Where, Rice is Rs. 90/kg but sim card is free.

Where, the footwears we wear are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables we eat are sold at footpath.

Where, we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.

What a NATION!

Pakistan Is Our’z! TakE CarE!.

2. Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple..

Holy,

Truthful,

& Pure.

That’s Y

When Boys Say.

‘I Love u’…

Girls Remove Their Sandals!

3. Girl to boy shut up

Boy: I Love U
Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Will Die For U
Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Can’t Live Without U
Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Will Marry U
Girl : Really???

Boy: Shut Up

4. Join These Two Sentences

“Teacher:Bobby! join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school.I saw a dead body.

Bobby:(while thinking) I saw a dead body cycling to school.”

5. Attractive Eyes

Love Is dat Beautiful Forest Where Brave Tigers are Killed by the attractive eyes of Beautiful Deers.

6. Time does not wait for u

If Time Doesn’t Wait For U,

Dont Worry!

Just Remove The Battery From The Clock

& Enjoy Life…!

Great People Great Thoughts

!GOOD MORNING!

7. Originality 4 others

Never change

“UR”

originality 4 d sake of otherz,

Bcoz

No one can play

“UR”

role better than

“U”

So b “UR” self,

Bcoz

“U”

r soo sweet in

“UR” self

8. Foolish man tells a woman

DIFFERENCE OF APPROACH. Foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,

but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed