Humour Quotes and Sayings Marvelous Collection

{SCA} Humour or humor (see spelling differences) is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement.

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1. Clifton Paul Fadiman

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke – and that the joke is oneself.

2. Mark Twain

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

3. Jerry Seinfield

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

4. Author Unknown

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted

5. James Thurber

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.

6. William Arthur Ward

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.

7. Aristotle

The secret to humor is surprise.

8. Henry Ward Beecher

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.

9. John Kenneth Galbraith

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.

10. Erma Bombeck

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

11. Sid Caesar

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

12. Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

13. Dave Barry

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

14. Tom Waits, Small Change

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

15. Virginia Woolf

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

16. Mark Twain

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

17. Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

18. Drew Carey

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

19. Nigel Rees

How come there’s only one Monopolies Commission?

20. Agnes Repplier

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

21. Lou Holtz

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood.

22. George Carlin

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things

23. Hal Lee Luyah

Man was predestined to have free will.

24. G. K. Chesterton

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.