{SCA} A woman is a female human.

I hope the following decent and beautiful collection of woman quotations by famous people will help you in times of your need to realize how perfect you already are.

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1. Hermione Gingold

Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman’s weapon is her tongue.

2. Mignon McLaughlin

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.

3. Voltaire

I hate women because they always know where things are.

4. James Thurber

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

5. William Shakespeare

Women speak two languages – one of which is verbal.

6. Samuel Johnson

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.

7. Cornelia Otis Skinner

Woman’s virtue is man’s greatest invention.

8. Mike Dobbertin

To get to a woman’s heart, a man must first use his own.

9. Mignon McLaughlin

Women are never landlocked:  they’re always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.

10. Fran Lebowitz

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals.  To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

11. From the movie I Spy

You’re booty-blinded.  You know what that is?  It’s like being snow-blinded only it ain’t no snow, it’s a cute little piece of ass.

12. William Shakespeare

Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.

13. Germaine Greer

Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.

14. Edna Ferber

A woman can look both moral and exciting… if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.

15. John Vanbrugh

Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her.

16. Mae West

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.

17. American Proverb

A man chases a woman until she catches him.

18. Karl Kraus

A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.

19. Mignon McLaughlin

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

20. Tallulah Bankhead

It’s the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

21. Mignon McLaughlin

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.

22. Thomas Carlyle

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

23. Jean de La Bruyère

It is because of men that women dislike one another.

24. Stephen Stills

There are three things men can do with women:  love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.