It is said that ‘laughter is the best medicine’. A hearty laugh can help you get over the worst of circumstances, without losing your mind completely. Santa Banta SMS messages also work as laughter pills and have the capability to bring a smile on anyone’s face.

Share these santa banta sms text messages with your  friends, family members and all those who are close to you and seem them smiling for a long time afterward.

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1. Fail Na Hovin

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

2. Riding a Cycle

Santa Singh, while riding a cycle, suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maaru??!

3. Accident

Santa: O Banno, Car ki speed itani kyu badha di..?
Biwi: Oji, car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai!

4. Higher Studies Yaar

Santa: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When Banta asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar..

5. Bharwane

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga.

6. Santa & Banta Got Tired

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call