Sardarji goes to See Jurassic Park – Sardar Funny SMS

Sardars have always been the butt of jokes. The trend of basing jokes on them is as old as that of having jokes on blondes. Sardar jokes are very popular as SMS also, since they make you laugh, that too at innocent humor.

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1. Janwar

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata

2. Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.
Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.
Sardar: Theek Hai,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day

3. Station Jaane k Kitne Logay

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega.

4. One Day Sardar Happened to See a Marathon Race

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
Exclaimed the Sardar.

5. Sardar Ji as a Director

You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don’t know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don’t Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty.

6. A Sardar Ji Was Watching Sony TV

A Sardar Ji was watching Sony TV
Bich mein ad aaya, aap dekh rahe hain Sony TV
Sardar ji: Oye! Inko kaise pata chala ki mein Sony TV dekh raha hun?

7. A Sardar on an Interview for Detective

A Sardar on an interview for Detective
Q: River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: Liquid state.
Q: Who Killed Gandhi Ji?
Sardar: Thanks for d job, I?ll investigate.